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Joke of the Day

"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"

"Why was jesus great at rock climbing? He could find foot and hand holes"

"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"

"When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn't think I'm a vegan."

"How Do You Circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."

"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."

"Whats the difference between a USB and the USA? One has standards."

"This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die."

"Karen on Facebook says, ""2014 is going sooooo well!"" Personally, I've already fcuked up 2014, and a good chunk of 2015, so go fcuk yourself Karen."