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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
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"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."
"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large"
"'This is the greatest thing since sliced bread!' Sliced bread peeks around corner, tears streaming, it was in the tv room & heard EVERYTHING"
"What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"
"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"