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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
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"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."
"David Cameron walks into a sandwich shop with a pig... The shopkeeper says ""alright dave, pulled pork ?"" ""No mate, she's just a friend."""
"I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together."
"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
"A dog made out of diamonds is everyone's best friend."
"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."
"I painted 1 room & then the hallway and room next to it looked kinda shabby and I'm guessing this is how plastic surgery gets out of hand."
"The best joke about clickbait ever"
"I wish there was an app where I could point my phone at someone and find out exactly how much money they make."