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Joke of the Day
"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies? Swallows"
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"My 9 year old ran away for an hour and by the time he came back my wife had already turned his bedroom into a yoga studio."
"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."
"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""
"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"
"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"
"More ""kills"" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is.... American Swiper."
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."
"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."