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Joke of the Day
"What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots His TE"
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"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."
"If the free sample lady at the grocery store isn't handing out something I want I don't even acknowledge her as a human being."
"Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick."
"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"
"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"
"Something came in the mail today deez nuts"
"What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? I don't know and I don't care."