198020

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."

"When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit."

"Reports of a man being shot with a starters pistol.. Police think it may be race related"

"Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!"

"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Well, neither have they! Seriously though, donate if you can. https://donate.feedthechildren.org"

"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."

"So my new girlfriend plays soccer professionally I think she's a keeper"

"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."