198020
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."
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"""I have too much time on my hands and I want to stew in a broth of my own filth."" - People who take baths"
"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"
"I think salads help you lose weight because they're gross and you end up not eating them"
"Q: What kind of pizza do pilots like? A: Plain."
"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."
"Just walked FACE FIRST into a spider's web on my porch. Shoutout to my neighbors who now think I love showing off my frantic break dancing."
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"
"Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms. When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked ""Would you like a bag?"" I replied ""No, she's not that ugly"""