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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon? UnawareWolf"
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"Serious question: can orphans watch PG movies? After all, they don't have parents..."
"""if you could be any animal what would you be"" a cat ""why a cat"" [imagines being a complete shithead for literally no reason] naps and stuff"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"
"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"
"I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. ""What are you doing in here with that hammer?"""
"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"
"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."
"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"
"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"