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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Shi Tzu giving a blowjob? Shit Head."
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"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"
"What do a bunch of wankers do in a group? Mass debating."
"I had sex with your mom A sandwich"
"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."
"I entered a contest to win a car, but ended up winning a phone It was Nokia, but it was still a great prize."
"What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot? Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah"
"I've bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They're not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them"
"How do you identify a vegan? Listen closely."
"I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years."