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Joke of the Day

"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."

"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."

"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"

"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"

"What is the tallest building in the entire world Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."

"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."

"Autocorrect wants to capitalize bacon, out of respect."

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"