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Joke of the Day

"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."

"Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione? She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor."

"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."

"[scrabble] BATMAN: pass SUPERMAN: again? BATMAN: can't spell anything SUPERMAN: *rubbing temples* not every word has to start with BAT"

"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."

"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"

"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."

"I saw a man at the beach going ""Help! Shark! Help!"" I laughed because I knew that the shark wasn't going to help him."

"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."