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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man at the beach going ""Help! Shark! Help!"" I laughed because I knew that the shark wasn't going to help him."

"What did the /r/science mod say to the user? [removed]"

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."

"I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit.... Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it."

"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."

"ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE TALKING THIS IS THE BEST ACID EVER LOL -Dr. Dolittle"

"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."

"I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements"

"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."

"My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight."