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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."
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"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."
"My girlfriend left me I came home to find her packing her things. ""I just found out you're a pedophile"", she explained. So I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a twelve year old""."
"What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries? Haram Baes"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."
"Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm. Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train."
"I'm spending valentines day doing math homework. I'm stuck here with an eX, and I'm still trying to figure out whY."
"My doctor gave me a prescription for anti-depression meds but my Bartender is having a hard time reading his writing..."