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Joke of the Day

"I've only taught my parrot to say ""REPETITION"" so far. Next I'm going to teach him to say ""IRONY AND ANNOYING ARE SYNONYMS"". ""SQUAWK!"""

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."

"Besides coke residue, what other particles can be found on dollar bills? Stripper poop particles"

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"Fact about apple car It has Windows"

"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""

"What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common? Either way someone's going to lose a trailer."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"

"You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging."