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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green."

"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."

"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"

"A man walks onto an elevator There's a woman on it he looks at her says can i smell your feet ? The woman looks in disgust , no! She replies. Oh it must be your pussy then."

"My girlfriend said ""I've got an itch between my toes"". So I asked ""Which toes?"". She answers ""My big toes""."

"My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004"

"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"

"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""

"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."