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Joke of the Day

"So a neutrino walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Can I get you a drink?"" Neutrino: ""No thanks, just passing through."""

"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"

"if potheads are lazy then why did I just go to my car to get a lighter?"

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Seriously, how many blondes? Need to know ASAP."

"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"i wish u could kill cops in mario kart"

"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"