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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor? The Czech's in the mail."

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"

"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."

"I'm going to a trial in Great Sept of Baelor today, AMA. Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"

"ME: seen the loch ness monster? HER: it's not real M: *unzips pants* wanna bet? H: *rolls eyes* sure M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it"

"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."

"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"