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Joke of the Day

"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"

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"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."
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"NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw slices of salami at strangers"