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Joke of the Day
"A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings"
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"Me: ""Could you show me where the self-help books are?"" Librarian: ""No."""
"I broke up with my girlfriend because she was spending too much time playing computer games. Her Minesweeper addiction was a big red flag."
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."
"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."
"How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of ""Celebrity Apprentice"", Donald Trump fired himself!"
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."
"The grocery store employees who stock the milk from behind the coolers don't like it when you grab their hands just to see if they're clean."
"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."