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Joke of the Day
"A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings"
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"[bum holds his hand out] ""can I have some change?"" change comes from within ""thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"""
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"Well, I'm moving to Thailand. There's a small village there named Phucket that really speaks to me on a spiritual level."
"My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate..."
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"My License to Kill was revoked due to abuse of power."
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"I say ""parched"" so everyone knows I'm thirsty AND an asshole."
"As an unemotional person, I never thought pieces of papers would make me cry until I started to pay my bills"