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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris... ..was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands"
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"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"
"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."
"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."
"So if he didn't invent the internet... then why does everything in it run on ""Al Gore rhythms""?"
"How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy? He used conditioner on them."
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."
"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."
"[Jesus opens his fortune cookie] SOMEONE WILL BETRAY YOU ""Uh oh"" YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 4 2 0 6 9 ""Haha nice!"""