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Joke of the Day

"The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything."

"What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed..."

"There's a giant exploding ball of fire in sky every day, and we're just supposed to be cool with it? Hell no, I'm not into that at all."

"Feelings are like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf."

"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""

"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."