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Joke of the Day
"You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example."
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"Are you a beaver? ...'cuz damn."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough."
"Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'"
"My biggest fear is racists. And blacks."
"Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6."
"I have a job as a gym instructor But it isn't working out."
"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"
"when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height"
"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"