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Joke of the Day

"I saw a sign at a drug rehab center It said ""Keep off the grass"""

"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."

"Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? He was too far out man"

"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"

"What is Son Goku's least liked food? Vegetta balls"

"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"

"Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head."

"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"