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Joke of the Day
"*Whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~Wine tasting, you pervs!"
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"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."
"Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... We should call the locker permutations."
"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"
"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"
"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"
"What is the boogiemans favorite dance move? the boogie"
"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"
"A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says ""BREATHE!"""
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"