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Joke of the Day
"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"
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"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"
"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"
"Ancient wisdom: There is no tri... only a do-ceratops. Just dug this joke up."
"Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics? They have the worst track record for finishing a race."
"I hear all these Trump supporters saying they support him because he speaks his mind. Well you know who else speaks his mind? My 4 year old."
"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"*accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*"