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Joke of the Day

"Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died"

"So excited that The Weather Channel picked up ""Weather"" for another season!!"

"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."

"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... ...but it's also terrible."

"I'm a terrorist because i killed the joke"

"What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach"

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."