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Joke of the Day

"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"

"The new Linkin Park album"

"Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!"

"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""

"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"It was my five year old daughter's school play last night. I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years! I didn't go."

"Today is my mom's birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying."

"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."

"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""