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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the rest of the buildings"
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"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."
"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"
"They found the charred body rolled into an old carpet, locked inside the trunk of a burned out car. The police suspect foul play."
"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
"How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second..."
"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"
"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"
"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."