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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."

"What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? Double-entry"

"A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes."

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own."

"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"

"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

"I would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on almost 4 years of sobriety."