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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."

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"I am... A joke !"
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"
"My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy. That's certainly a weight off her chest."
"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing? HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!"
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"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""
"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"