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Joke of the Day

"A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the ""b"" is silent."

"Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried."

"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."

"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."

"I'm so sick of this debate. Of COURSE, the chicken came first! Are you saying I don't know how to properly fuck a chicken?"

"I invented a realistic sex simulator. It doesn't work on me because realistically nobody wants to have sex with me."

"Plan ""T"" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one."

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."

"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"