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Joke of the Day

"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"

"""It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!"" ""Nope."" ""A spider? An aardvark?"" ""Wrong. It's a horse."" ""Wow. You can't draw for shit."""

"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."

"My mother, grandmother, great-grandmother and I all currently have diarrhea. Runs in the family."

"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."

"Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me."

"What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions? A pasta free."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of an epileptic fit? He had a very flashy ending"

"What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out."

"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"