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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? PGA Tour."
"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"
"Why do Jewish women love to be prostitutes? You got it, you sell it, you still got it."
"Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, ""You want fries with that"" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever."
"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side."
"Super excited about staying at my daughter's place so I can eat her cereal and leave the empty box in her cupboard."
"I quit my band, 1023MB, the other day... We never had a Gig."