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Joke of the Day

"Back in LA who wants to make plans & cancel them & talk about rescheduling but never do then just like each other's FB post to keep it cool"

"A Succubus was arrested at a KIA dealership today. She was stealing souls. First time on Reddit! Hey guys!"

"A man purchases a new dress for his wife... ...he goes home as fast as possible so he can give it to her before fashions change."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, ""No one will ever believe you."""

"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""

"I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed."

"Where does the vampire sail? In the bloodstream."

"What do you call a disappointing white wine? Prosecc-oh..."

"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."