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Joke of the Day

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."

"Passover jokes? In case conversation at our seder lags."

"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now."

"What do you say to a girl with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her."

"""Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."""

"Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan"

"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."

"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"