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Joke of the Day

"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"

"No one eats chocolate in tiny orgasmic bites like the women in the commercials. You shove it in your face hole as fast as you can, then cry."

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Go fuck yourself."

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"Know when to holdem *Pick up panties Know when to foldem *Fold em Know when to walk away *Leave laundromat Know when to run *Girl chasing me"

"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."