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Joke of the Day

"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"

"A man walks a little girl into the woods at night. The girl begins to tremble and says, ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared,"" the man replies abrasively, ""I have to walk out of here by myself."""

"Q: What did one vampire say to the other vampire? A: Is that you coffin?"

"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. I got error 404 file not found :("

"Me:I take you are seldom go to the toilet. Scumbag Friend: Why? Me:Because you are full with shit!"

"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."

"My teacher told me that I am unique But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied,"" Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special""."