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Joke of the Day
"What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing? Thunderpants"
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"You look like a before picture."
"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've tripping all day."
"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."
"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"
"Me:Siri, why don't I have any friends? Siri:*shows me my Google search history* M:Good call."
"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."
"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"
"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"