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Joke of the Day

"What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing? Thunderpants"

"How do people not know how to say their ABC's backwards. It's 3 fucking letters."

"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""

"Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!"

"Did you hear about the kiln operator who sucked at his job? He got fired."

"An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car"

"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."

"It's Shark Week again already? It seems like only yesterday I put the decorations away from last year."

"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"

"Washington DC's IQ is the same as the Federal Reserves interest rate Theyre both negative."