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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"
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"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."
"*sees a fly* ahhh *trying to swat fly* nooo *gives up* well if ur gona stay at least pay rent lol FLY: *hands me a tiny check* ME: wat the"
"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"
"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""
"Smartphones are pacifiers for adults."
"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"
"I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my ""boys room"" a new 4 inch TV."
"air hand dryers are afraid of people and when you put your hands near them, well, thats them screaming."