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Joke of the Day
"What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste"
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"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."
"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. If you didn't like it then you shoulda melted cheese on it."
"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."
"What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree? A puppy nailed to 7 trees."
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"Patient: Hey that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax I'm coming to it."
"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"
"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"