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Joke of the Day
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
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"A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery... He strolls up to one guy serving, and with a big grin, asks ""Are you the fish friar?"" The guy responds ""No, I'm the chip monk!"""
"People come and go but birthdays do accrue."
"My wife was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder... And, just my luck, not one of them likes sucking cock."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"What do you do if a girl sits on your hand? Try to get her off!"
"What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire."
"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."
"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"