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Joke of the Day
"For lack of a better word... Buy a thesaurus"
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"Accuse someone of denying everything. It's a hard one to fight."
"What do you call money you pay prostitutes? Headquarters"
"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"
"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."
"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"
"I once read the directions on the back of my shampoo bottle. It said to wash, rinse, and repeat. They found me passed out in the shower four days later."