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Joke of the Day

"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."

"How does trump like his eggs? Whites only"

"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."

"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."

"My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on EDGE."

"Hillary Clinton is sick according to doctors... I pneu it all along."

"If God is always watching... ...then one day, while masturbating, I'm gonna look that motherfucker straight in the eye and finish like a boss."

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"

"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""