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Joke of the Day

"[Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket..."

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck? I'm not sure, but I know ***IT LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT***"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! I can't believe #2"

"Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised"

"Cannibal Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend In the forest?"

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"

"""If you love the bed so much why don't you marry it?"" *imagines beautiful ceremony on the beach, me & Beddy. No one can stop our love now."

"""It's now or nev"" ME: Never. I choose never."