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Joke of the Day
"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""
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"Why was the French chef sent to prison? He was convicted of crepe."
"so im jus chilig on a ledge premtendig to be gargoyle when these firemen show up tellig me dont jump but they got a big trampoline so idk"
"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."
"How do you circumcuse a whale? You send four skin divers down to it"
"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."
"One day I bet bullets will be replaced by flowers, and guns will probably be replaced by something that fires flowers with deadly force."
"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"