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Joke of the Day
"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
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"Jethro's logical logic Classic from Jethro, [Logical Logic](http://youtu.be/lMBVMyXaCng)"
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"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."
"[first day as a coroner] me: he died at 11:42AM detective: are you positive me: it's hard with all this death but i'm hanging in there"
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"
"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."
"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."