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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West is still performing at the Pan Am closing ceremony. Looks like the petition didn't Pan out."

"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"

"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw battle."

"Alderaan whoa this blew up"

"What do you call a plane's vagina? A cock pit"

"A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?"

"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"

"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."

"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."