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Joke of the Day

"For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet."

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: ""Just be myself."""

"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."

"Did you hear about the guy who chugged 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up"

"No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything."

"Just monkeying around An orangutan walks over to an another orangutan and says 'Yo, I'm the best at climbing and swinging!' His friend looks at him and says 'that's a gibbon.'"

"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."

"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."