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Joke of the Day
"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."
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"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"
"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."
"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates? In Iraq."
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead."
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
"Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law the meathead!"