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Joke of the Day

"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"

"Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?"

"Some of you talk more than my wife. The good news is I can just unfollow you instead of burying you in the back yard to shut you up."

"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"

"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"

"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"

"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""

"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"