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Joke of the Day

"I wondered where my boomerang had gone. Then it came back to me"

"What do you call unleavened cheese? Matzahrella"

"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"

"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"

"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."

"The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the iPad 4 is coming out in October."

"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."

"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"

"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."