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Joke of the Day
"I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower. It feels good to come clean."
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"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."
"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."
"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"
"Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed"
"Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations."
"How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !"
"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
"I sometimes miss people I love quite a bit... But my aim is getting better."