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Joke of the Day
"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
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"The tip of my tongue is sore, and I just can't think of why that is."
"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""
"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."
"I've survived enough awkward high-fives to know they're not worth the risk"
"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"
"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."
"Just got back from my wild New Years Eve outing and shoveled my parents sidewalks. 'Cause that's the way middle-aged white guys roll. Yo."
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says ""Five drinks please."""
"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."