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Joke of the Day

"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."

"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"

"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."

"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"

"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"Jeb! should be called WTC 7 Never reaching the heights of his namesakes, and falling down without being hit by anything."

"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"

"If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO."

"Daughter: dad Im a lesbian Dad: Okay its cool 2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys? Son: I do"